CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA , river ?!

[river "phoenix" mohr]

river phoenix mohr ,


“IF YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT MY HEART”
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" hey, you've reached river's dungeon of a thousand dreams. i'm not in the office at the moment, but if you leave your name and number, i'll try to fit you into my schedule. i'm a busy boy, though, so don't expect a reply right away. leave a message at the beep. beep! "


( the ringtones )
these bruises lace my shins

incoming call • sex on fire by kings of leon
incoming text • don't trust me by 3oh!3
incoming picture • pretty handsome awkward by the used
new voicemail • undead by hollywood undead


( the phone book )
cuts below the knees i got from you

mae dahlia magnolia • 867-5309 • faces by scary kids scaring kids
isaac oliver hilton • 468-8502 • lovegame by lady gaga
first middle last • ###-#### • song by artist
first middle last • ###-#### • song by artist
first middle last • ###-#### • song by artist
first middle last • ###-#### • song by artist
first middle last • ###-#### • song by artist


( the speed dial )
i'm holding onto battlescars

oo1: voicemail
002: home
003: isaac <3
004: mae
005: open
006: open
007: open
008: open
more can be added if needed!


( the texts & calls )
i didn't always feel like shit

112 text messages • 67 recieved • 35 sent • 10 saved
9 voicemail messages • 3 new • 6 saved • 5 missed calls


( the model )



apple iphone

( the background )
my memory has evidence we kissed

[river "phoenix" mohr]

( become a contact )

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( leave a text message )

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( leave a voicemail )

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( ongoing call )

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

you are freakin lucky you're a hot bitch
cause i might have to kill you otherwise
haha yeah like i could actually kill anything
seriously though i'm never eating around you
ever ever ever again, well maybe if it's ice cream
and i'm eating it of off you...
got any ice cream?

[mae]

( new contact )
mae dahlia magnolia• 867-5309 • faces by scary kids scaring kids

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

i guess so yeah
but no more pictures of me with food hanging out my mouth
we all know people love me for the pretty
and thats not pretty
oooh get the mint choc chip ready bitch
idk i think we're on just before you
by the time you get on stage i'll be in the shower
i might just be able to catch the end though
if you give me a reason to hurry my ass up

( new contact )
isaac oliver hilton • 468-8502 • lovegame by lady gaga

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[isaac oliver hilton]

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from isaac

i don't think theres any like that
there is like a million of me in my underwear though
i should so have my own calender
i can't go to the store
they ban you for stupid shit
like having sex with one of their workers in the bathrooms
but then you'll be there all hot as hell
and i'll be all wet with my hair not done and half dressed
i'd get a cold

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[isaac oliver hilton]

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from isaac

damn bitch
you sure know how to make a boy feel loved
even if he does need to get his ass to the gym
my six packs getting a bit mushy =[
i know, it was freakin stupid
she came onto me, it wasn't my fault
i only went in for a popsicle
bitch please, like i ever mean temprature
if the fans wouldn't kill me for it
i'd probably drag you off the stage
cause boy you know i always want you
like i would i ever say no to you?
your bus or mine? wait screw that
those bunks are gettin on me nerves
i'm gettin us a room at the pointe

[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

mmmm you might have a point there
can't blame people for loving my sexy ass though
which is why i can't just live of your muscles
gotta admit i do love them though.
ha can you imagine me on a farm? ever?
actually maybe if it was for a roll in the hay
i'll get you a popsicle a nice strawberry one
i don't have running shoes though
after i pull you off stage you'll need to carry me
awwww don't go getting all emotional on me bitch
the only thing imma ask you to do is take off your pants
yup just you, me and the free champagne
see isaac knows how to look after you
ohh i don't know
hormonal chicks or a sex pest
it's a tricky one
yeah, a real big bed
so we can sleep... all spread out like

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[isaac oliver hilton]

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from isaac

i've seen teenyboppers almost lynch me over you
it's like "omfg isaac where's phoenix" and then i get confused
fucking stage names, too many teenage girls have explained who you are to me
oooo call one oliver i demand it.
i always wanted something named after me
the right one, it's my favorite.
i do look damned sexy in a pair of overalls
nat made me do a photoshoot in a pair
no wheat though
mmm strawberry is the best flavour
well other than isaac, i've been told that ones yummy
stfu bitch girls can lift me
and you know you'd love having me that close.
you do know it's never a good thing to tell me somthing like that
i have a sick sick mind and you might regret it
a bus full of girls and river
i cannot say that i am disgusted by the thought
well feel free to come round to my bus
my boxers are always all over the floor
sleep might happen... eventully
but don't worry if i wake you up in the middle of the night
i just want more.

[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

it might be amazing but that doesn't stop me getting confused
like 'wha?' cause i'm a normal person and actually know people by their actual names
cause freaky fangirls are not normal people i have a massive bruise on my ribs
from a girl who seen me at the park and thought it would be fun to crush the air outta my lungs
wow a part of you is female? i never ever thought that was possible
i'll see if nat has copies on her laptop later, i might even post one for everyone
or keep them special just for you
you know you love my popsicle
specially when it melts for you bitch
well my imagination is running wild right now so expect to be used
it's not my fault i'm greedy and don't want to limit myself to half the population
but right now i have to admit your my favorite play thing
mmm well i might just have to give you what you want there
although it might be more than just kissing.

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[isaac oliver hilton]

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from isaac


yes, yes i do
and i have few other bruises you can look after
so if it's a girl now, that means a part of you is straight
but i don't think anyones gonna be fucking your bicep
so it kinda evens out
i'll steal nat's laptop for the night then
there are a few pictures on there that my momma would kill me for
my popsicle comes before guitars? and lefty?
woo go popsicle
normally i would but it's gonna be funnier if you don't know
you are special bitch, very special
i don't know if i could ever do the whole only one person thing
there is a strong possibility that they would get sexed to death
but that does sound like a good way to go
it's not our fault if they don't make the walls thick enough
if it starts being a problem i'll just have to gag you.

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac


mmm yeah, you really need to stop doing this to me
i can't even look down without getting all turned on
damn you and your freaking sexy hip bruising ways
that is just... wronger than i thought was possible
even i wouldn't fuck a whole in someones arm
if it wasn't there when you were born i will not
put any part of me inside it, that is my rule
yeah that would probably count as like plant abuse
but you are more than welcome to suck on my popsicle
any time you want i will be there just for you
noooo i can't tell you even if i wanted to sweetheart
cause it's gonna be like super amazing for you if you
don't know anything about it and i'm in a giving mood
awww well i don't think i have the same opinion of you
as your momma, if i do i am offically disgusted
i s'pose it could be if like you didn't take breaks to
like drink or eat or breathe which could happen with me
cause i mean when i want someone i really fucking want them
bitch please my sex is not good, it's fucking life changing
ooo you like that idea huh? damn how do you manage to keep
getting sexier? if i like fuck up my entire set tonight
because i'm too busy thinking about what i wanna do to you
i swear you will be punished, all night long.

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

but do you have to leave it on my hips?
cause you know thats just mean bitch
don't worry i'll be keeping you up all night
we wouldn't want you having nightmares now
weren't you the one who told me about this?
waiting makes it better. well now it's your turn
yeah, theres been times breathing comes seconds
thats usually when i'm doing something that involves my mouth though
you don't think fucking me has improved your life?
bitch you haven't even had my best
honestly, you ain't seen nothing yet
maybe the punishment is that i was planning to do that
but i won't and now you know you were gonna get it
but it's not going to happen if i fuck up
cause i'm thinking about you bitch.

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

you shouldn't be mean to me bitch i'm like better
than a really good thing to you and you know it.
i once had a nightmare that it was actually
impossible to have sex before marriage. that was
actually the worst thing i've ever dreamt about
damn right imma use you it against you bitch
that was like a whole 2 hours you made me wait
i don't have the instincts a normal person has
i have special isaac instincts designed for sex
cause lets face it i'm just one big love machine
stop thinking. your head might like explode
oh will we? you need to earn that shit bitch
you so can control them. you don't have to say
things that make me think very naughty thoughts
aww don't pout at me sweetheart you know i can't
resist those pretty lips of yours when you pout

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[isaac oliver hilton]

( new text message )


from isaac

it does so bitch, think of a really good thing now
think of me. i am obviously the better of the two
do you have a strange obsession with death that you
haven't told me about sweetheart? it would explain
a lot of things like you telling me i'm going to die
like at least once a day, omfsbj you want me to die
making me wait was just mean that time though cause
i was like already cause if you think about it i'd
already been waiting like a month and that was really
hard. you know i wanted you the first time we met bitch
i won't tell you at all but i will show you as soon as
you get your ass to the room, 353 btw, i'll be there
already, showers on the bus are pretty much pointless
well how about i be a love machine for you just about
everywhere that is possible to sex you up for a night?
how would it be my fault? you're the one whos thinking
i don't control your brain bitch just you're body so
i will not be sticking you back together, i'll just
put everything into a pile cause that's close enough
cause you just do. my best sex is so incredibly good
that i can't just do it for anyone so the rules are
that it must be earned or you just get normal amazing
isaac sex. but if you ask real nice i might give in
see you've just made me want to know what you're thinking
now, it really does take a lot for me to hate people
stop it stop it stop it. don't make me come over there

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