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[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
holy shit.
holyshitholyshitholyshit.
it's isaac fucking hilton.
i think i might faint.
somebody catch me!!!1!!

ff. we really shouldn't swear so much. there could be little twelve year olds on here or something.
noo, i totally could not tell that it was isaac. it only says 'isaac, bitch' in huge block letters right next to the comment.
dork. <3
it's always good. my microphone skillz, they are mad.
i should pull you up on stage and serenade you.
see what that rumour bitch says about that.
you cannot resist my battleship. it is huge and irresistable.
and you totally can't deny it. i'll be proving it later tonight. <3

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
you sing hannah montana?
... and i repeat: dork.

ketchup? weirded out.
&& i think i will.
depending on what kind of kiss we're talking here.
just a peck or full on make out session? <3
you could not resist, liar.
it's impossible!
&& if you want to <3

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
randomly steal the mic during a set and start singing.
i bet the fans would love it.

butbutbut, the stage is dirty and icky.
how 'bout we roll around in the covers instead?
i washed them like last night, so they smell good
not maybe. definitely.
i can't wait. <3

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
i would be there with my video camera, recording your pretty voice <3
and hey, i would say that i love you for your mad bass skills
but i've never actually heard you play outside of bone palace's sets
you should play for me sometime
i'll write you a little guitar song if you do

the stage is all germy and gross, kay?
river does not like germs
come over and smell away
lol
okay, how about this
what if i put my irresistable battleship and the newly washed sheets together?
now that would be irresistable

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
i love my camera
mae gave it to me once upon a time
it's sexy <3
not as sexy as you, though.
&& it is too pretty. you might not think so, but i like it
yaaaay, i get to hear you play -happy dance-
i totally am gonna write you a little song
and i'll sing it tonight

ff, i don't care if you're icky and dirty
and of course, i mean dirty in all possible contexts
oo, i will <3
sexy sweaty isaac shirt
yummy
yes, i am good with bribes. bwahaha

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
hmpf, whatever, you're like, a ten on the sexy meter
i'm more like an eight and a half
food is yummy, but you're yummier
aw, but i'm a horrible dancer
can't i just give you a happy kiss instead?
dude, have you seen all the stuff that the fangirls post about us?
they're calling us Risaac. i've seen some pretty kinky shit coming from them

i'll take it and keep it and sleep with it whenever you're not there
'cause i'm just a stalker like that <3
you loooove my bribes
and oh, i know
gosh, guys
it's just battleship
get your little minds out of the toilet!

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
most people, not including you, of course <3
yeah, i probably shouldn't of said that
i got at least twenty comments saying something to the effect of "you're a ten on my meter, phoenix!" like a minute after i posted it
crazy stalker fan girls
hmpf, fine
but just a warning, i've been told that everytime i "dance", justin timberlake's left eye twitches for an hour
yes, Risaac
i should send you a link to this story i found on livejournal...
it scarred me for life
A NOTE TO ALL SLASH WRITERS: no matter what you may think, i do not stretch that far
stop scaring me
i kinda wish they wouldn't use my real name. it's like they think it's real or something

me too
game time is like the only thing i have to look forward to these days
aw, nat is mean
just come wake me up if you ever need a snuggle buddy
i might fall asleep on you, but at least we can cuddle
yeah, me too
sex before marriage is no good, kids
yeah, i love seeing you in your cute little footie pajamas
and don't forget the pixie sticks
lemonade and pixie sticks

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
me? impregnate a girl?
don't be silly, hun
no offense to all you females out there, but i wouldn't go near a vagina
they're kind of digusting
lololol, did you have a bad experience with winking or something?
oh, obviously
i've also seen it called Mohrton. like, our last names, ya know?
and that's just Mohr with a ton tacked on the end
so that makes us equally special, bitch
.. now i'm gonna get five hundred comments saying "i think you're specialer, phoenix!"
is specialer even a word?
whatever, anyways
here, have a
read it, the entire thing, and then text me comments
you'll be scarred for life, i promise

aw, you look cute, too
and didy is the dictionary definition of cute, kay? m'kay
bus life is no fun, man
it gets lonely, especially when my isaac is performing and can't come entertain me
everybody's like, "living on a bus would be awesometastic!"
but it isn't
it's weird, 'cause i'm only five inches taller than you, which doesn't seem like that much, but it's actually a huge difference
maybe you could just wear five inch heels every day?
lol, i'd love to see that
i know, right?!
we are the worst of the worst, taking names and ruining lives everywhere we go
i've always kind of wanted to have an arm wrestling match against killian
just to see who would win
i think it'd be a pretty fair fight, 'cause, ya know,
my guns, they are mad

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
oh god, please don't
you already complain to me enough about the one girl who keeps claiming that she's your babymomma
i think i might shoot myself if i had to hear you whine about a thousand of them
ahahahaha, my grandfather was like that, so i feel your pain
well, part of your pain, anyways. grandpappy didn't twitch
eh, yeah, it reminds me of that little mouse dude on horton hears a who
i love that movie, man
you're probably right, though
'cause you're obviously sexier than silly old phoenix
&& uhhh, no thanks. i don't even have an ass to shake
fff, that's your fault, betch
i'd <3 you even if you were all scarred up and nasty like the phantom of the opera

i don't think betterer is a word...
but oh well
yeah, i know, i can't wait to meet him. the pictures you've showed me are adorable
you know i love your awesomeness and everything
but going to every single show and listening to the same songs over and over again?
i can't do that
also, i have a heart attack every time i see you jump off those amps, so i'd probably end up dying watching you every day
awwww, come on, just once, for your favorite little birdy?
lol, that would be strange
who's gonna be there to congratulate me when i win, though?

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
kay, sorry
i went and deleted my last comment, so we're good
lol
you haven't?
well it's actually very good
and who says an adult can't watch little kid movies?
i do it all the time
we will
the fans would love it, but i'm not so sure that i'd enjoy it myself
making a fool outta myself in front of all the raving teenies
it's actually quite entertaining if you watch the entire thing

i still think it's weird that you talk to him on the phone
yeah, but like, i pretty much know all you guy's songs by heart now, so it would get rather dull listening to them every single day
fraggle rock? sweet
haha, i would've liked to see that
issy. lmfao. i'm calling you that from now on.
i'll keep that in mind next time we get royally slammed
i definitely will come find you

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
good, i was worried that you were mad at me.
oh, no problem at all, babe. in fact,
i think i'd hold on to you, whether you were
afraid of the movie or not. river likes snuggling
during movies.
alright, fine, let's do it. hey seattle, guess what?
you get to see phoenix look like an idiot tomorrow
night. make sure you bring your cameras and record it
to put on youtube. it wouldn't be fair for all the other
fans not to get to see it.
i have reason to believe that you don't have any
attention span at all, dear.

i talk to my mum because she actually talks back.
do these conversations consist of you talking and
didymus snoring 'cause he's fallen asleep?
really now? well, i would hope so, considering that it's
YOUR BAND'S SONGS -ahem- and i know you fuck
around a lot, i've seen you. you're gonna break your
neck one day, just watch, jumping off those amps.
i never actually watched fraggle rock, but i have heard
the song. it was pretty awesometastic.
oh my fucking sweet baby jesus, you so do. go do that
right now, bitch. i'd use it anyways.
haha, i love laughs like that, don't you? and did you know
that it's actually possible to die from laughter? i saw it
on 1,000 Ways To Die. so don't laugh too hard
oh, so she's like, completely innocent and virginal? never
gets into trouble? generally non-whore-like? haha
it's still technically you, and i'm almost 100% positive that
you don't have a vagina, so i wouldn't really mind her
"turning" me. violation sounds like fun right now.
yay, mr. daniels is one of my favorite persons in the world.
can Mr. W. Hiskey come too?

[river "phoenix" mohr]

ph03n!x m0hr
i've never actually seen you mad, but i'm sure it happens.
i'll snuggle into anyone, just so long as they're warm
serious. but only 'cause it'll make you and everybody else happy
haha, legendary, right -pops ego- i wouldn't mind helping you
get your pants off, though.
a dead squirrel doesn't have an attention span. because it's DEAD.

i bet he does. all the noises and breathing are just him dreaming.
oh really? that's interesting. well, my fellow lyricist, it's good to hear
that you have your songs memorized. i would be concerned if you didn't.
i worry about everything, so whatever.
i learned morals from my mother. haha. i think i should watch it with you.
ooo, i would buy them. and you need to make me some cookies, bitch,
cause that sounds really yummy right now
haha, funny -sarcasm- i'm not obsessed with death, it's just an interesting show
i see. you should introduce me sometime. but i highly doubt that even
she could find my "deeply buried feelings". which i'm pretty sure don't even exist.
mm, cocktails. let's do it.