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[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
oh my fuckin' sweet baby jesus
it's the pheonix mohr!!
i sooo wish he wasn't gay so i could have his babies

ok i think i've blended in now
pssssst it's isaac
coming to the show tonight bitch
it better be good or i swear to god i'll...
never play battleship with you again.

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
i don't care about the fucking 12 year olds
i'm not hannah montanna, i'm not their leader
although i do sing all her songs in the morning
not that you would know anything about my morning habits

dammit you seen through my disguise
i thought i made quite a convincing fangirl
a fangirl called isaac... it could happen
i once knew a girl called ketchup, no lie
oooh do it
sing me a pretty song and i'll kiss you on stage
bitch please
i could resist if i wanted to
i just don't want to so nurr
ohh we're playing tonight?

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
yes i do and i feel no shame
those songs are damn catchy
if i was a singer i would cover them all
and they would be a million times better
but i'm not so people just get to listen while i make coffee.

yeah she was in my class
oh you'll have to wait to find that out bitch
if i really really enjoy it we may end up rolling around the stage
ok so maybe your right
maybe
oooh i think i'm up for a game.
love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
i should totally do that
no one would care
it's not like the love me for my mad bass skills
i'm a freakin piece of meat to them
and i may just love that

dude the stage isn't that bad
i lie down during sets all the time
cause everyone loves isaac on his back
damn bitch now i wanna come smell them
and you'd take advantage of that
cause i'm all innocent and virginal
noooo, maybe
look i'm resisting right now.
and now, and now

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
you're always there with your camera bitch
but i think by now you shoulda noticed
my voice ain't that pretty, it's not like cats in pain though
ehhh yeah sure, i'll try remember to bring my bass in
i usually just dump it with the tech after the set
awwww what a song about isaac, sexy

fine the stage is icky and dirty
although that means im icky and dirty cause i lie on it
next time your on after us go over to the left side
like right next to the amps
usually i've left my shirt there
ok yeah when you put it like that
it's kinda pretty irresistable.

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
bitch please, nothing is sexier than isaac
i have an army of teenagers to back me up on that
although i must admit you are as sexy as isaac
you only think it's pretty cause normally after i sing
i bring food. i have no idea why kitchens make me sing
you only get to hear if you actually do a happy dance for me though
yay i've never had a song for me
i've had gay porn stories written about me though
there just not really the same

yes i'm a dirty, dirty boy
i don't know what you can do with it though
other than like put it in your pocket
damn you and your bribes.
these poor 12 year olds we were meant to stop swearing for
they are probably mentally scared if their following this
freaking children with their damn dirty minds
we're talking about a game...

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
yeah but you would say that
cause it's you and most people arn't that attracted to themselves
so in other peoples eyes you're a ten two.
expect a load of comments telling you you're a 28345805854 now
but but but you said happy dance. dance for me bitch
and then you get a kiss
Risaac? seriously? i don't know if i wanna cheak that shit out
thats gotta be like the one time they've ever made use of your real name
it's serious bitch

awww i miss you when we don't have sleepovers
i wake up in the middle of the night wanting to play boardgames
and nat swipes at me like a big ol' bear when i try wake her up
so feel free to stalk me all you want
i know i mean i practically wear a purity ring
we just sit around in out jammies and drink lemonade

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
you're a ten on my meter bitch
or possibly a ten and a half
cause theres no way i can compete with all these girls
i think you need to go straight and impregnate them all
ok in that case do not dance, i hate anything to do with eye twitches
seriously people winking at me freaks me out. blame it on my childhood
it's just isaac with a R on the front, obviously i am more loved =P
i don't know if it's a good idea but link me bitch
haha we both know i'm the stretchy one
my cousin forced me into gymnastics as a kid and now my body can do some crazy shit
as if we would ever even think about doing such perverted things

you look so cute when you sleep though
its almost as cute as didy, i'm sorry but nothing is cuter
but seriously cuddle buddies are needed on these damn buses
it's always so freaking cold
yeah if want some you gotta put a ring on it
they keep my toes warm and make me look even smaller than i am
5'6 is soo not a good height to be when your as skinny as me
i look like a damned child
ooooh how could i forget the pixie sticks
we are so the most bad ass rockstars ever
killian capulet is no match for me
actually if your reading this killian i joke, don't kill me

love and kisses ♥

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch

hey i'm only trying to give the fans what they want
and they want cute little phoenix babies bitch
but if you're not willing to do it i'll just have to step up
and travel the world impregnating your fans and mine
it's a tough job but one of us has to do it.
there was this old man that lived down the street from me
he used to tell us stories about when he fought in the war
and he had this eye twitch thing going on, freaked me the fuck out
mohrton just sounds nasty though or is that just me?
okay so we're equally special but i still say i'm more loved
cause i'm isaac hilton and everyone adores me and my
ass shaking skills. i still think you should let me teach you
ok imma read it now cause i kinda slept through practice
again and now i'm being ignored by everyone, bitches
i'm too pretty to be scarred though =[ i must be brave

didy is the cutest thing in the whole wide world and hes my son
which just makes him even more betterer
you have to meet him when he get to NC
when im on stage you should be in the crowd watching my awesomeness
i am not wearing heels everyday bitch fuck that shit
once when i was at a drag club but never ever again
i'll just have to deal with looking like your little brother
or something in every picture of us together
oh my god don't do it. cause i dunno i might end up in a catfight
with koti and well that would be a strange moment
i wouldn't know if i should be scared or turned on
but i so think you could take him... just don't do it when i'm there

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch

dude. we don't talk about that here
i don't want everyone asking me about it
it wasn't even the stories that bothered me
i liked hearing about things getting blown up
but seriously the twitch was fucking freaky
i've never actually watched that movie what
with being an adult and all that kinda crap
we should watch it some time though, i'm curious
well i think you should still let me teach you
incase like you someday get an ass to shake
i say we ask the fans. do they want me to come
teach you like mid set one night? change things up
i don't even understand that phantom of the opera crap
i think i watched like five minutes of it once

hey, i'm isaac fuckin' hilton and i say betterer is a word
i spoke to him last night, i think he wants to meet you too
we don't always play the same songs. it's more a what we
feel like. seriously you missed my cover of fraggle rock
i sang and everything. it was pretty fucking awesome
seriously i've been jumping off my amp since i was 16
i've only actually ever hurt myself once and that was
cause my shoe got caught on something when i jumped
up onto it. it was freaking hilarious though. i like slipped
and ended up landing across the amp on my stomach.
you would have to get me really really drunk first
and then i would maybe considering bringing back
Issy back for a night, only if i was really outta it though
if you win come find me and i'll congartulate you then.

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
it's alright sweetheart i'll try not to bitch bout it
something about all the rhyming just makes me wanna
hide from that movie so you might have to hold me down
so i don't run away when we watch it bitch, i hope that
won't be a problem for you but hey i can't help how i am
fine i'll teach you something backstage then and we can
bust it out on stage like when you've got it down bitch
i don't have that kinda attention span. unless it's like
labyrinth i could watch that movie 5 times every day

you talk to your "mum" on the phone don't ya? cause you
can't see her. well i talk to my baby boy cause i can't see him.
we have like the best conversations in the world
heyy i know all our songs pretty much off by heart too
and trust me it is not that dull but i do fuck around on
stage a lot. seriously have the kids hadn't even heard
of fraggle rock before. i was like omfsbj fraggle rock!
i so need to trademark omfsbj it's so way better than omfg
it was seriously the most i ever laughed in my whole life
even if my ribs did hurt for like 2 weeks after that show
oh you wouldn't like issy she's the oppisate of isaac in
every single way imagineable but hey she might be the one
to turn you and you could be the one who violates her.
i'll invite our good friend mr daniels to come join us
and we can celebrate the only way i know how bitch.

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
me? mad? like that ever happens, well most of the time
people always snuggle into me even if they don't snuggle
i'm just one of those people that people need to touch
omfsbj for serious? ohh yeah. isaac fucking hilton is
the bestest dance teacher in the whole wide world. don't
worry i'll be there too, if the crowd asks real nice i
might even bring back my legendery strip act, cause who
doesn't love some nakedness with their music although
if im in stage pants i might need some help getting them off
heyy i have an attention span, it's just about as long
as a dead squirrel's apprently but i do have one bitch

he does not sleep when i'm talking to him, unless it's
when i call to say goodnight then he does sleep sometimes
but no he makes little noises and breathes in response
hey don't give me that, believe it or not i wrote like half
of those songs. i'm more than a pretty face ya know, that
is a little known fact so feel honured that i told you
seriously? i'm more likely to break my neck jumping onto
the amp than jumping off of it. you're worrying about the
wrong thing there sweetheart. i learned everything i know
about morals from fraggle rock. i think i need to find it on
dvd and watch it all over again now. i'm kinda forgetfull
i should sell my cookies and call them omfsbj cookies cause
like my cookies are so good they make you shout omfsbj!!
river was watching something about death? why does that
not suprise me at all? seriously bitch you are obsessed
yeah that's pretty much issy. she does not like people in
her personal space. technically she is still me but i have
been told i do make a pretty convincing female. it might
dig up some deeply buried feelings you never knew you had
oooh mr. hiskey and mr.daniels are cousins so it is only
natural that they come together. we should do cocktails.

[isaac oliver hilton]

isaac, bitch
it does happen i won't lie, it's quite funny to see apprently
i've been told i have above average amounts of body heat
this is just backing up the fact that i am fucking hot.
awwww it's gonna be awesome though. i'll let you teach me
something on guitar? i'll even play it during a set if you want
you obviously haven't been to charlotte, i am a legend there
oh that would work out. we should practice so that we get it
perfectly and don't waste too much time on those damn sexy pants
wait, dammit. i never actually thought about it that way. i need
to kick like my oldest friend in the worlds ass now. bastard

shut up, i know what he sounds like when he's sleeping he has
been sleeping at the end of my bed for like four years now so
i know it's freaking amazing. i don't really need to remember
it after i write it though. s'long as i know the bass line it's
all good in the hood. it's not like y'all wanna hear me singing
do you worry about the sky turning to fire and your nose falling
off? i don't know but that's something i worry about all the time
my momma was busy doing stuff with soap and shampoo so the fraggles
taught me everything i needed to know. i'm such a fraggle at heart
but my momma and daddy are so obviously doozers that it's not funny
only the really cool kids that watched the show will understand that
what you mean right now? my cookies are always really yummy bitch
i might make some later, you should come over and smell the bus
cookies are like the best thing in the world for making nice smells
awww don't get all sarcastic on me sweetheart. i find your little
death obsession cute, well apart from being told imma die. but
i've pretty much learned just to ignore you and do what i want anyway
if you really really want to meet her i could maybe ask her to
come out and play again but she can be a moody bitch so don't hold
your breath on it. trust me if they were there she would find them
i'm on it bitch, i'm making some crazy frog cause that is the drink
of the gods and it makes me wanna so insanely hyper i can barely walk