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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 16, 2009 0:38:03 GMT -5
 KILL IS FAIR JUILET[/b] is onlineactually kill isn't juilet
fair or otherwise
but roman is an ass.
that my friends is a fact.
more importantly though i'm bored
someone talk to me nowwwwww
or i swear i'm gonna go drive the bus around again
you all remember last time so speak now
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 16, 2009 0:45:08 GMT -5
roman i hate you
"o roman, roman! wherefore art thou roman?
deny thy father and refuse thy name.
or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
and I'll no longer be a capulet!"
- killian akira C:
sup douchehat? go near the steering wheel and i'll personally tie you to the bumper.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 16, 2009 0:52:43 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlinedammit roman, you've been reading my diary
again -sigh-
even after i put that teeny tiny padlock on it.
but duuuude, you loved it last time
didn't you fall of the bunk when i took the corner?
goood times, fun times, we should do it again.
i was sooo gonna ask you what you were doing
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 16, 2009 0:59:08 GMT -5
roman i hate you
well, then you shouldn't leave the key out in the open, julie, dearest.
yes, i did fall out of the bunk. right on to one of my guitars.
asshole.
but alice's reaction was priceless C:
i really thought she was going to beat the shit out of you.
wait, where the fuck are y-
neverminddd, i see you.
put some fucking pants on, dude.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 16, 2009 1:12:41 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlinebut my romano, my dearest romano
if i move the key i will lose it
then i will not be able to write about my feelings
and will have to come to you to talk about them
every single night
dude as long as it wasn't one of my guitars
which are all safely where no one can fall on them
ohhh she practically fucking killed me
she didn't tattoo for like a month
a freaking month
i still wanna drive it again, it was fun
heyyyyyy, omg you can see me
and now you're flipping me off
niiiice, real nice.
no i'd have to jump down from here
thats like 5 whole feet
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 16, 2009 1:24:03 GMT -5
roman i hate you
...leave the key, just where it is, and never, ever move it.
ever.
oh, wow, way to show so much concern for mine and their well being.
well, i wouldn't suggest it anytime soon.
she's actually on the bus. somewhere. i think she fell asleep.
but i did see her earlier. creepin' around here somewhere.
:D what else did you expect from me, muffin? to blow a kiss?
in that case, stay up there, god forbid you do anything slightly strenuous while improving your best friends temporary living habitat.
how do you expect to ever drive the bus if you dont want to move?
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 16, 2009 1:34:37 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlinesee now that i've mentioned it
i think i might prefer to talk to you
my loving and supportive friend
it's not my fault if you leave yours laying around
i am not your mother maksim
you need to look after your own things
or imma eat all the ice creaaaam
shit, i'll wait till we're sure she's off
or maybe it's better she's here
she can't kill me if i'm driving
cause that would be bad reaaaal bad
yes. blow me a kiss. do it. now.
you have five seconds to blow a damned kiss
or the boxers are coming off
cause it's too early to get up
i was over at kot's last night
my head still hurts
by the time i'm ready to drive i'll have had some whiskey
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 16, 2009 6:22:18 GMT -5
roman i hate you
...i hate my life oh joy. what an honor.
dude, my name looks hella weird written out.
it looks japanese or some shit. maksimmm. they couldn't just
use an x, could they? crazy russians.
and who knows, you and my mother are a lot alike. you both
drink a lot, you depend on me to get you through the day,
and you have a rediculous mop of hair on your head.
which is amazing, so don't shoot me
you really think the fact that you're driving would stop her?
she'll give you the ~stare and you'd manage to perfectly parallel
park this shit purely out of fear.
alright, alright! fuck.
happy, i even stopped typing to use both hands.
psycho. keep the damn boxers on.
oh, well, then i'll make sure to tell her to lower the dose of chloroform
she uses on you when you're there. we can't have these side
effects ruining all our plans, now can we?
oh yeah, that's the first thing you need, another drink,
especially with thoughts of driving flapping through your head like bats.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 16, 2009 19:24:26 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlineso where should we start
my douche of a father
or the fact i always go for girls who hate me?
wow my life is fucked.
i was soo gonna get maksim on my i ♥ max shirt
but i couldn't fit it onto the stupid peice of paper
and that is the story of the i ♥ max shirt
dude your mom is my favorite other persons mom
she calls me killie, no one calls me killie
seriously dude your jealous of my sexyy hair
or she could do that thing
you know the one
she's like super calm and crushing your soul
all at the same time.
awwwwh yay
see was that so hard
yeah tell her maan, it's not good
i don't know if i'll be over there much though
it's
awkward
it is actually, alcohol is the best cure for a hangover
don't worry though last time i was driving
i'd had a lot more than a little vodka
and no one got hurt then
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 17, 2009 19:53:51 GMT -5
roman i hate you
well, if we start with the dad, we can be worse than teenage girls and swap stories~
or we can start with your amazing best friend.
i heard he's a pretty cool dude. -nod-
i never get tired of that story. C:
yeah, she loves you for some reason.
i really don't get why. justkiddddding.
oh yeah, let me tell you, i just ache for a head of hair like yours...
i hate that !
it's the whole "i'm dissapointed in you" thing
and you're just like D: </3
manipulative bitch. that's why she's our manager :D
awkward?
what a shock.
:|
it better get unawkward, though. that's all i'm saying, man.
pfft. tying you to the bumper > being warned.
or i could just hide all your alcohol...
i should try driving this thing one day. srsly.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 18, 2009 5:37:44 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlineomfg its like some weird ass game
'my dads shittier than your dad'
seriously i'm trying to convince my mom to leave him
again, for good this time.
my best friend? he's 'ight i guess
he'd be even better if he made me some pop tarts
awww i love your mom
she's like my other mom
and wants me to stop calling her Mrs R.
don't worry, one day my friend
you too could have hair like mine
i know it's not even like she freaks out
if she started screaming i could handle that
but the whole calm thing, its just not right
yeah we need her, she's like the band mommy
and stops us like... killing shit
dude how can it get unawkward
we're trying it's just
idk
i liked her, really liked her
yeah i need to stop talking about this
how are latino/russian relations today?
you seriously need to ask her out already
why would you do that?
its not very nice to hide things
unless it's from alice
your welcome by the way
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 18, 2009 20:02:43 GMT -5
roman i hate you
yeah, we definitely hit the genetic jackpot with our dads,
and yet, we're amazing uncles? wth, he defy the laws of...everything
poptarts!? but those are allllll the way over there.
and i'm allllll they way over here. D:
lmfao, if you love her so much, stop calling her mrs. r?
mmm, i think for now i'm content with mine.
mohawks and buzzcuts are the way to go mannn.
'cept not for you, cause you need the girly hair.
exactly! because she knows how to deteriorate our hearts now
with that...that... ness~
mhm. killing shit, killing each other, same difference.
she still never believe me when i blame melrose, though.
ITS CLEARLY ALWAYS THE BASSIST'S FAULT.
i dunno. it just magically ~should.
but hey, at least you're trying.
hahaha, today? today is all good.
i was talking to her for a long ass time last night and stuff.
i dunno, its just, i dunno, yeah.
i'm just good at making things bad, i suppose.
true, but it can be amusing sometimes. depending on whom it is hidden from.
ohrly? i better get better at hiding stuff then,
if she takes that away from me...i'll die.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 20, 2009 1:36:55 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlinei miss those kids
grey started crawling like right after we left
i still say we arrange that marriage now.
yeah poptarts no wait
delia and alice were here for breakfast the other day
left over churros<3
i would marry that woman just for her tattoos and churros
i can't help it.
my mom raised me that way
it's a respect thing
it's not girly just long
i maintain you are jealous
exactly it's always the bassist
cept our bassist is the innocent looking type
we look like axe murderers next to her
so course alice is gonna take her side
plus woman always side with woman
cause they hate us all
dude i'm trying but i think she hates me
i can't really blame her for that
but yeah
so like you want talk to her at all tomorrow
it's not like theres a limit on how long you can spend talking to her
seriously i don't get it
she obviously likes you
or she woulda split a looooong time ago
and need i mention the constant flirting, it's sickening
but you should just magically get good at making it good
then she can live with us
and killian gets fresh churros daily
oooh like that time i hid you guitar?
or the time i hid del's shirt
no wait that wasn't amusing that was painful
there was a lump from where she smacked me with the board
see it's times like that my long hair is useful
it acted like a cushion to protect my brain
i know thats why i moved it
it's under the bottom sheet
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Post by maksim dmitri romanov on Mar 22, 2009 20:01:36 GMT -5
roman i hate you
i miss nadia, too. anya called a little while
earlier, and i talked to both of them. she moved them back out
to california, so as soon as the tours over, or we stop there, i
get to go see them.
we definitely should.
but i don't know if i really want my sweet innocent little niece
marrying a boy who is related to/could turn out like you.
go get your own damn churros.
and you can't marry delia.
well, soon enough, she's gonna smack you with a newspaper
or something if you don't start calling her mom. fuck your morals.
and yes. i'm so jealous.
srsly. why didn't we get a more trouble-making-looking bassist?
females and their strange bonds of sisterhood.
pfft, we'd look like angels if it weren't for her....
riiiiight. angels. us.
she doesn't hate you. she can't. trust me.
...i'm not gonna not talk to her tomorrow...
shut up. i don't want her to get all annoyed and bored with me.
i can't just be like "delia, be my girlfriend" because if she says no,
i'll be royally fucked, and do very bad things. she could have not
left after this long because we're amazing to be around,
romantically or not, obviously.
wtf romantic has roman in it. aha. i think i have add.
and besides, if she did live with us, i wouldn't allow you to use
my girlfriend for churro making.
the time you hid del's shirt was hilarious, not gonna lie.
wow. that took me so long to get. i was going to correct you,
until it dawned on me. i'm an idiot.
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Post by killian akira capulet on Mar 22, 2009 20:32:03 GMT -5
KILL IS FAIR JUILET [/b] is onlinedude this just feels so weird
we're meant to be the scary ones on this tour
and we sit here and talk about missing our sisters kids
scary shit.
but hey i'm a good role model around grey
i don't drink or swear or hit his mother
i'm already a million times better than the father figure i had.
fine, i'll go get the churros
and apart from the fact we don't actually love each other
why can't i marry delia?
oh god, not the newspaper again
she chased me round your house with one once
first time she seen my neck tattooed
momma roman it is then.
it's ok you don't need to admit it. we both know
we had one, remember steve?
little guy, tried to make up for it by starting fights
i think we almost broke his spine?
the day we look like angels is the day...
angels start looking fucking cool.
roman i'm being serious
you don't know half the shit that went down
if you did you would fucking hate me
dude it's delia when have you seen her annoyed
apart from when theres a medic anywhere near her
and i don't think she would say no if you did
she does that girl thing when shes around you
with the giggling and the big eyes
they only do that for two reasons
they like you or they want something
and i don't think its the second one
awww thats no fair
my name isn't in words apart from killing
it's not like i would chain her to the stove
i would simply eat the churros she made in the morning
it would be rude not to
ohh yeah i'm sure you enjoyed that
and not just cause i got hurt
you only just relized that?
wow you're more of an idiot than i thought
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