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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 1:17:08 GMT -5
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i could't have red hair
red hair turns me on too much
i'd be like constantly turned on
wait... i pretty much already am
oh well, it looks better on you though
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i would prefer you laying down though
or on your knees
i'm not fussy
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sex can get better?
you must show me how this works
and i'll try be a good boy and wait
my band mates lost their eye virginity a looooong time ago
and their ear virginity
dammit i own at taking virginities
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 11, 2009 1:33:14 GMT -5
ff.
of course it looks better on me
i'm irish
i was BORN beautiful
no dye for me
seriously, though
blond is so 2006
you should go pink or something
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oo, doggie style?
we should try that some time
<3
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fuck sports. we spend our spare time taking virginities
and yes, it can get so, so much better
stick with me, baby, and i'll show you a whole new world
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 1:43:42 GMT -5
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pink? and end up looking like ricki
that would make it too easy for the press
although they do say she is the biggest whore on this tour
i see that as a challange
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we can try anything you want bitch
and anytime you want
cause i'm nice like that
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taking virginity is a sport
or it should be, it's good for you
this whole new world better be good
otherwise imma have to rape you in the morning
duuude now you've got disney songs in my head
and that is a weird connection
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 11, 2009 1:59:14 GMT -5
lmfao.
you're takin that bitch dooown
try blue instead.
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same to you, babe
just gimme a call
i'll be in your bunk before you can say 'bondage'
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it will be good
& you can't rape the willing <3
ff, why do you get to be jasmine?
aladdin is fugly
he needs eyeliner and a haircut
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 2:13:53 GMT -5
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damn straight i am
i mean she's limiting herself to the boys
and i've experianced miss layne's loving
once those boys see what i can do they won't be going back
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bondage, yummy
if thats what you're in the mood for
we should forget illusions and head for the whipping haus
i'll let you crack the whip
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and i do love the willing
cause jasmine gets shown
& aladdin does the showing
we can take turns
i'll show you some of my tricks
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 11, 2009 20:29:39 GMT -5
message: Listening To A Whole New World - Aladdin-----------------------------  ----------------------------- bigcitydreams is typing...-----------------------------
i don't doubt that <3
ya know, i honestly don't know what you and other guys see in women
boobs are jiggly and weird
and vaginas smell
and drama
too much fucking drama
OH MY GOD, HE DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I CUT HALF AN INCH OFF MY HAIR!
HE HATES ME!
TELL ME I'M PRETTY, DAMMIT!
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/snap
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haha, good point
so, jasmine, you gonna dress up in pretty gypsy-ish clothes for me?
i'll buy you a tiger
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 20:41:37 GMT -5
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with me it's a hip thing
i loves guys hips but some girls, damn
and sometimes i like to be the masculine looking one
damn my gawrgus cheekbones
yeah i never actually stick around for the drama
i do offer them a cup of coffee before i ask them to leave though
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yeahhh thats the noise a whip makes
i wonder what noise you make.
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well i do have the body for it
and it would show off my pretty piercings
like i said as long as you help me outta it
i'll wear whatever you want me too
ohh why can't you just be my tiger?
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 11, 2009 20:55:31 GMT -5
message: Listening To Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3----------------------------- ----------------------------- bigcitydreams is typing...-----------------------------
lmfao
you're not alone, hun
a little old lady at this diner i went to the other night thought i was a girl
'course, i was practically hanging off my other guy friend
that's probably why
and um
i've been told twice that i have girly hips
heh
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you'll just have to find out for yourself later tonight
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you have piercings?
holy fuck, this just keeps getting better and better
piercings are sexy as hell
got any tats? <3
i guess i could
i purr when stroked <3
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 21:12:52 GMT -5
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haha i laugh so hard when that happens
like one time i got bored
let the make up kid practice on me before i went out
soo many little straight boys came onto me
two of them had the best night of their lives
i can look masuline-er if i try though
but androgany owns
oh i'll need to see these hips for myself
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mmmm my pleasure
or yours, i'm not quite sure
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yupyup
i got my hips done
because i think i'm obsessed with hips
seriously, biggest turn on ever
no tats yet, well one on my ankle
but thats more drunken mistake than sexy
although i do rock that daisy chain
in that case you will be doing a lot of purring
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 11, 2009 21:33:11 GMT -5
message: Listening To Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3----------------------------- ----------------------------- bigcitydreams is typing...-----------------------------
ha!
silly little straight boys
they don't know what they're missing
so, anyways, hips
kind of a weird turn on
what else are you in to~?
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why not both of us?
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haha.
i still don't get the hips thing, but whatever
i wanna see 'em <3
my tats: i43.tinypic.com/jzgy8o.jpg
you like? :]
they're even prettier in real life
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 11, 2009 23:48:18 GMT -5
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i don't know what it is about them
it's like the bone and the shape
and you can grab em and move people using them
i bite them as well but thats just me
ohh god theres a lot of things
shit now i can't actually think of any of it.
ohhh yeahh
you. major turn on
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i'm sure we could find a way to work that
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oh you'll see them tonight
when i rock up in my jasmine costume
which i may need to find
or your just gonna get boring old
omfg how tight are those pants isaac
ohhhh i like
i wanna lick em
oh yeah i have a habit of licking things
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 12, 2009 9:46:16 GMT -5
message: gazes meeting in the middle of a dance floor, my lips anticipating. come here and move it, baby, show me what you're made for.
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biting is hot
i'm known for the hickeys i give
if i bite, it'll be there for weeks
heh, i hate it how you like automatically forget everything that you like when people ask you about it
i think there's some type of rule about it somewhere
but anyways,
you're hotter than me, i hope you know
i'm surprised you don't turn yourself on
/giggle
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mm, tight pants
best things invented since sliced bread
well, except when you're horny
'cause then you can see everything
and it takes forever to get 'em off
then they're just annoying
but seriously, tight jeans = major turn on
especially if it's you wearing them
you can lick all you want <3
i love the feel of metal on my skin
damn, isaac, you're giving me chills
if just talking to you can get me this hot, well then fuck, i can't fucking wait for tonight
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 12, 2009 15:48:57 GMT -5
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i like the sound of that.
i like it when people leave their mark on me
and i sometimes leave a mark on them
just so they remember me everytime they shower
for a few days at least
it's like the worst rule ever invented
except the one about wearing clothes
i'm much more comfortable naked
maybe i do, i'm like constantly turned on
except when i'm talking to like my mom
that would just be wierd
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thats what i love about tight pants
you get to see what you're getting
and if you're having trouble and i can always help
i'm an expert in removing pants.
you'd like it even without the metal
my tongue has crazy skills.
well you were the one that told me to wait
or i woulda been over there by now
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Post by river "phoenix" mohr on Mar 12, 2009 16:24:36 GMT -5
message: gazes meeting in the middle of a dance floor, my lips anticipating. come here and move it, baby, show me what you're made for.
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i will leave many marks, that i can promise you
oh, yes. the clothing rule sucks horse cock
we should go to a nude beach
... but then again, if we did, i would jump you and we would get arrested for sex in public
so maybe that's not such a good idea
ahahaha!
yeah, that'd be awkward
weirdest place i ever got a boner: watching baseball on tv with my dad.
don't even ask, 'cause i have no clue
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battleship?
well, fuck clubbing, let's play!
come on over
winner tops
hehe <3
and if you have beer, bring it
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Post by isaac oliver hilton on Mar 12, 2009 16:40:00 GMT -5
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yay
everytime i get naked i'll think of you
so don't be surprised if someone comes to the bus at like 4am
it's just me wanting my river fix
that or a crazy fangirl
but i would beat her with a crackpipe
cause your my bitch
wow that is kinda weird
but guys in shorts, can't blame you
weirdest place, hmmmm
my grandma's house. she had a hoooooot gardener
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i can come over
but i can't promise i'd focus on the game
i'm easily distracted by people that i wanna take their pants off
i'd let you top me anyday, even if i won.
beer? lemme check.
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i have six beers, a half bottle of vodka and some jack
ohh and some of this weird pink stuff
it tastes like strawberries and has the same effect as a sprite
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